I am malayalee

(Kaarkichu thupunnu)… excuse me….

Take 1..testing 1, 2,3

Testing dose 1,2

Eda padunathinu munpu beef fry order cheytho?..ok..go

I am a malayalee…aaaaaa

I wear a thin lungi….uuuuuuuuuu

I`m a card holding member of the Marxist party

Lal salam..I am a malayalee..aaaa

God knows..God knows I am a malayalee

I gone to the gulf…aaaa

I gone to the gulf for a long time to get a big fat salary…uuuuuuuu

Oh I miss my family..aaaa

Who cares?..i making lots of money

Its friends but I take brandy

While all the others like to drink scotch whisky

My chappals are bata..

And u can call me chetta..(chetta)

I am very sexy

And I like my coffee..(chetta)

Yes I am malayalee

Cheta alla chetta……

Excuse me

When I was in 3^rd standard I was sent to English medium to learn the British language

C A T cat,B A G bag ,A for aplle and all that

With great difficulty I passed my 10^th and went on to +2

How I got though I don’t know

And then I went to college

Since I was 2^nd group

Got to B.Sc Zoology

Athoke kazhinjittu MBA

Then I got offer to go to Kuwait

To work for a prestigious company

2 months and I wanted 1 small

Started drinking 99

One day got picked up by police

Now I am in the jail

I am alone here,very scared

If somebody listens please help me

But life still goes on….

I can`t get used to living without…living without..living without…

My maruthi..aaaa

I got it as my dowry….uuuu

God knows..it came with 1 year warranty

So baby can`t you see…

I like my kappa meencurry

I am a malayalee..(cheetta)

Have you seen my pink lungi..(chetta)

I am I am I am a malayalee

Jai Hind!